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Dota 2 Game Coordinator goes down again for performance fixes

Again.

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If you’re trying to get in and play some casual Dota 2, we’ve got some bad news for you. (Besides “casual Dota 2” being an oxymoron.)

It appears that the Game Coordinator is down one more time, as of 4:30 PM ET on Tuesday, March 27, in order to fix some matchmaking issues. As the official, now-verified account tweeted, it’s expected to be a four-to-five-hour wait:

Last time this happened, they explained it was an issue with their SQL database, meaning, essentially, their giant stacks of stored Excel-like data were buggy. Last time, it supposedly only took about 10 minutes, but they’re back in the code, which means it sadly wasn’t a very effective ten minutes.

But personally, I don’t think they can be faulted if they’re just trying to make the experience better. Bugs happen. It’s a video game. At least they’re tweeting about it now, which is an improvement from two months ago.

And hopefully, when they return from their maintenance, we’ll be right into the pools of salt, just as always.

So while we wait, here are a few things you can do:

  • Last-Hit Trainer (and other solo bot training stuff)

Yes, as it turns out, the Last-Hit Trainer and other solo bot training stuff stays up when you’re not connected to the Game Coordinator. This means you can finally train yourself against those tricky little bots to not miss every other last hit.

  • Watch Purge’s “Dota Basics” series

As you may recall from a while ago, Purge set up a Patreon so he could continue to do teaching services full-time, pivoting from his former role as a coach. He’s started posting some of the videos that came as a result, and if you’re a new player or just an old one wanting to brush up (or drag your friends into Dota), you can watch the first video on YouTube.

  • Re-watch some old VODs, especially unnecessarily lengthy games

You know, YouTube stuff. The International 3 grand finals. Virtus.Pro versus Team Liquid at TI7. Evil Geniuses versus EHOME at TI6. Cloud9 vs SFZ during Starladder qualifiers (which is so long it’s actually in two parts on the YouTube channel).

Mileage may vary on enjoyment.

  • Read our stuff...?

I dunno, I like to think The Flying Courier is alright. You’re alright too. You’re here anyway, yeah? So stroll around a bit.

Maybe chew on the math of why Virtus Pro is qualified for The International 8. Or reflect on Sccc memes— or, wait, you should DEFINITELY check out this post about how we got an email from Valve last week. (Thank you Pete Volk and James Dator of SB Nation for that one. It was exciting.)

But definitely look at the Dota pro player Pusheens. Please.